  X-RATED RIDDLES 


  Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? 

  A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. 

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  Q. What's a mixed feeling? 

  A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new 
  car. 

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  Q. What's the height of conceit? 

  A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. 

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  Q. What's the definition of macho? 

  A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. 

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  Q.Why is divorce so expensive? 

  A. Because it's worth it! 

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  Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? 

  A. They both like a tight seal. 

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  Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? 


  A. Their balls are just for decoration. 

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  Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? 

  A. For traction in the mud. 

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  Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? 

  A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 

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  Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 

  A: 45 pounds. 

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  Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? 

  A: Breasts don't have eyes. 

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  Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? 

  A. The swallow. 

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  Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? 

  A . They don't have balls to scratch