blue_se2 X-RATED RIDDLES Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. =============================================== Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ============================================= Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ============================================ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ============================================= Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! ============================================= Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. =========================================== Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. ============================================= Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. ============================================= Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. =========================================== Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. ========================================== Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ============================================= Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. ============================================ Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch