got pulled up the other day by the police

a shortened version

do you know why i stopped you sir

no not a clue officer

you have just driven through an amber light were you aware of that the highway code says you should stop

yes but it changed as i was going through if i tried to stop i would have had to hit the brakes really hard and my baby son is in the back

im aware of that but you should have aproached the lights at a slower speed

i wasnt speeding though i was going with the flow of traffic

also can we talk about your no. plates do you know they are illegal

they are a bit different but not bad i bet you read my no. straight away

i seen worse but strictly speaking by the letter of the law they are illegal

would you come and sit in my car i wont keep you long im aware you have baby in the car

20 mins later in a laybye outside a lidl shop opposite a vw dealership with the whole of the town driving past, a £30 fine and a lecture on driving and illegal no. plates and how a ferrari driver had his private plate confiscated etc etc blah blah (and he tried a bit of small chat going shopping sir , nice looking motor you must look after it ) fecking bullshat!

is there any wonder people get pissed off with the police

any way congratulaions to pc plod for doing a fine job of catching a criminal and adding another 30quid to the police xmas ball fund

ps if you are a reporter from "THE SUN" you have got another story for your crappy paper

i feel better now ive got that off my chest