my leg on ebay

[si.c1978]

Here we have some of my left leg on eBay,
boozy conversation that we thought should be followed up on as it raises too many questions and (depending on yer sense o humour) would be a great tale!

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=180935026400&index=0&nav=SELLING&nid=98901435815

Please feel free to spam it about a bit and maybe you could be the lucky winner!

 

[si.c1978]

Item is slightly fire damaged. See my previous topics.

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[si.c1978]

group buy matt........................

 

[Matt]

how much for z22se tattoo'd on the side of it??

 

[si.c1978]

We could arrange something lol

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[si.c1978]

I've had email from a gay escort agency saying they are going to bid above the reserve!
I'm s**tting myself! The Mrs is gonna kill me.
I imagine one of my friends is to blame......

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[si.c1978]

someones bust my reserve! s**tting it now the comedy side of it is getting harder to see!

 

[Matt]

someones bust my reserve! s**tting it now the comedy side of it is getting harder to see!

Haha! Just had a look and it's sat at £1k.......better get ready to have the leg shaved!

 

[si.c1978]

dissapointing but it looks like ive dodged a bullet!!
the outcome of the comedy experiment ended up misfiring somewhat, i recieved a message from the buyer last night saying they got carried away and bid trying to see my reserve then accidentaly won.
i have had to cancel the transaction, the other bidders didnt beat my reserve so i am under no obligation to offer second chances,
i WONT be re-listing as whilst the first 5 or 6 days were hilarious im not sure my heart can take it again, turns out the uncertainty is quite stressfull
i WILL however keep the facebook page going and document some of the funnier emails i recieved in response from various boarding companys, wilkinson sword, hovis, etc, and may leave it open to offers still.
whilst it said on the ad it was to help holiday costs etc this was just to spam the ad out a bit, so i dont need the money really. The main reason was cos my mrs came home with the words "YOUR NAME" tattooed on her ass!

Tbh 1k was a savage price to go at anyway,
conclusion,
can you get away with selling yourself on ebay :- yes but only parts....... no organs etc,
how much would someone pay you to disfigure yourself for life? not a fricking lot lol,

still fun while it lasted and the mrs wont kill me!

 

[si.c1978]

still getting the odd e-mail, regarding the leg.

dogtown skateboard co has suggested i change my name to bill board

better pull me finger out me ass and update the facebook page it could get quite funny!

 

[Matt]

haha, suppose it's quite an advertising opportunity for a company using someones body part