Went to Alton Towers on Saturday and got directed to park next to a lighting pylon. Didn't think anything of it until I got back to the car to find it covered from bumper to bumper in bird cr@p.
There must have been over 30 bombs on the roof alone. Normally I would just get my Last Touch out of the boot and clean it off there and then, but with the amount of stuff all over the car there was no chance.
So Sunday morning I foamed, left to dwell for 5-10 mins and rinsed off with a pressure hose. Didnt have to get close as the cr@p just came off with ease. Round the back of the car on the bumper there was one Red bomb, again rinsed off from a good distance, but this time the paint came off with the bomb, right down to the white plastic bumper. Not happy at all, next time I'm taking an air rifle and a guard!
So beware guys, dont park next to lighting pylons at Alton Towers!

