A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live
monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be
delivered by 9:00 am and the driver fears he will get the
sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and
thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an Irish lorry
driver pulls over.
"Where you going?" asks the Irish chap.
"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me"
says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."
"Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.
The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good few hours when he notices the Irish fella
coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.
"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!"
"I did," says the bemused Irish fella, "but there's still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."