@%&!-ing Cats...

Drakey

... whats the rules for shooting them?

.... just found 2 of my Koi`s half eaten by the crappy hairy house rats.

We have our plants dug up, sh1t in the front & rear gardens, be it grass, gravel or flower bed.
They spray their p1ss up the alley doors that seperate the front of the house from the rear stinking out the alley, even sit spraying Courtneysplayhouse and other summer play-things in the garden. Wont even start on the fun they have on my Aviary

I have a handfull of stones at the back door so when I see one of the horrid things I can launch a few at `em.

Tempted to get the kids to pop around a few owners houses and let them crap in their garden.... if I want to clean up after a Cat so my wife & kids can enjoy the garden Ill F&$Kin buy one..

................Rant over ..sorry.

vocky

want rid of cats.................ORANGE PEELS, they hate them cheers..

ps: I have a cat and they do hate orange peels :?

might be worth squeezing an orange where you don't want them and leave some fresh orange peel dunno..

Drakey

Not heard of that one.... ta Vocky, will give it a go.

................................. is there anything you don`t know 8)

Mark_647

Electric fence anyone ? spy.gif

jayp1983

ive been told that lion sh!t works and it's available from some garden centres, as the domestic cats hate the smell off a f-in great big cat and stay clear.

p.s if you were to shoot them sling em over your other neighbours fence.lol

jamesjohn

i have nothing against animals but used to lose my temper when the neighbour's cats, used to jump up on my vectra and scratch the paint work....

dodger

get them wet, that's what i do, never see them again :-)

SriSte

dodger said:
get them wet, that's what i do, never see them again :-)

Fill a super soaker with orange juice for added effect :lol:

Matt

SriSte said:

dodger said:
get them wet, that's what i do, never see them again :-)

Fill a super soaker with orange juice for added effect :lol:

Or battery acid

blue_se2

Sorry to near you lost some pets mate

Heidi say orange peel too Nige. I say barbed wire and an electric fence or follow the cat home and you shit on there door step and stuff the dead bird throgh the letter box.

Drakey

Wow quite a response, all bar landmines in the garden theres some great tips, thanks everyone. .............next time were out shopping I`ll go for the orange peel.

cheers..

vocky

SriSte said:

dodger said:
get them wet, that's what i do, never see them again :-)

Fill a super soaker with orange juice for added effect :lol:

now that is a brilliant idea, except don't spray my cat :lol:

blue_se2

Drakey said:
Wow quite a response, all bar landmines in the garden theres some great tips, thanks everyone. .............next time were out shopping I`ll go for the orange peel.

cheers..

just to help you find it drakey it's usualy attached to an orange!!!
:lol: :lol:

Drakey

Thanks Neil .......... (any idea what colour they are?) moon..

Begbie

Had a white cat here and used to jump on my old astra all the time. Really bugged me!

Was sitting out the back one day with some blackcurrent juice and it done it again.

So the cup got lobbed at the cat it ran away.

Saw it a few weeks later with a new purple strip down it 🙂

Never went near the car again.

furn

sorry to hear about your fish, cats are nasty little twats, i know ive got two quite often have to clean the remains of mice up in the morning before i make breakfast usually its gut and its head.

anyway unless you are really pissed off you just want to get rid of it and not kill it.
you could try one of those sonic cat repellars they are supposed to work quite well ,if you want to kill it try starfish they eat it then it expands in there stomachs and kills them.

just remember though it could be a little kids pet and they would be upset when tiddles doesnt come home, they are only following there instinct!

i have a love hate relationship with my cats when they are shitting in my garden i hate them , when they are shitting in the neighbours gravel i love them.

Drakey

No... dont want them dead.......... just want them our of my garden. Tried one of those sonic repellant gadgets, didnt seem to work to well so binned it.

Im def opting for the orange peel...............should make it smell nice anyway.

poormansporsche

funnily enough what with this being a car forum i was expecting something about proper cats on yer car ?????????????????

blue_se2

poormansporsche said:
funnily enough what with this being a car forum i was expecting something about proper cats on yer car ?????????????????

:lol:

Drakey knows more about domestic cats then car ones :roll: :lol:

Drakey

:oops: I`ll get my coat.