i know it's bad, i know this and that about it .. but IT'S A JOKE!
Following on from success by the Yorkshire police, the Portugese authorities have returned to the Mccann residence to look under the bed....
After her success in the junior uk hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroad by taking on the current european champion Madeleine McCann....
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