Thankyou. I'm here all week, please come again!!
A man walk into a fishmongers with a fish under his arm. The fish is flappin about and the fishmonger says to the man, "Can I help you Sir?"
"Yes!" replies the man. "Do you sell fishcakes?"
The fishmonger replies, "No Sir!"
The man says, "That's a shame, its my fishes birthday today!"
rofl..
