An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
restaurant. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
building, you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and do it for
again old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she
answers.
There's a policeman sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having
a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the restaurant and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old
man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence,
the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that
the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Oh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips
for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both
collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has
learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour
of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple passes,
he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex
for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have a fantastic
life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man replies, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence"