Just call me Juan Kerr!!

JohnnyN

I'm a chief fekkin donkey!!

Last night I decided to top up my engine oil and so I reached for my oil container and set about topping up the engine. To my horror I saw red oil coming out and then it struck me like a bulldozer..........I'd used my empty container a few months back to put my old powersteering pump oil in. So now I had dirty hydraulic oil in the engine. loopy..

Tonight I went to Vauxhall and bought myself some Forte Engine Flush and some new oil and filter. I added the flush and ran the engine for 20 mins. then stopped ready to drain. Went to undo the oil filter cap and realised that I couldn't get in there. I need the proper spanner/socket. I even tried a Vocky invention by making my own 32mm spanner on my off hand grinder but it just slipped off.

So..........now i've got an engine topped up with engine flush until tomorrow when I can get hold of the correct tool to remove the cap!!

What a C o c k!!

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Sjdickso

I hate it when you make daft mistakes sure you will get it sorted sorted.

Daz

24carat plonker comes to mind john....u can borrow my socket if ya want....

Matt

Bloody hell John, at least you didn't put it all in and not notice.

vocky

no harm done, well not to the car anyway :lol:

Daz

Just johnnys pride 63.. 63..

JohnnyN

baby.. baby.. baby..

blue_se2

Get the wife to top up the oil next time johnny!

vocky

I once watched my mates girlfriend stick FIVE litres of oil into HIS cars engine :shock:

didn't sound too good :lol:

I thought she was only using a little of the can, not the entire contents :lol:

blue_se2

I had a customer in once complaind of a lack of power and excessive smoke checked the dip stick and it was full when i say full i mean right to the filler cap!