A young woman meets a bloke in a bar and she's doing all the flirting and they get on really well. As the evening passes, she decides that she wants to take this bloke home.
When back at her flat she asks the chap if he wants to try a 69er. He isn't sure what it is so she tells him that basically she puts her head between his legs and he does the same to her. Still not quite understanding what she means, she tells the chap to strip off and lie down on the bed ready for her.
She strips off and straddles across his face. Just as she kneels forward she lets go a rip roaring fart!!
The chap is a little upset and she apologises but he agrees to try again. Just as she goes forward again she lets another whacking tub thumper!!
With that, the bloke pushes her off and gets up and says, "I'm off, i'm f**cked if i'm hanging around for you to do another 67 of those in my face!!
rofl..