A man and his new Thai bride go to bed to consumate their marriage. After a few hours of hot sex, they both lay back and hold eachother and go to sleep. The man awakes a little while later to find his new bride knelt over his cock stroking it and caressing it. He's up and ready again and asks her if she wants some more.
She looks up and says, "No its okay, i'm just remembering what mine used to look like!!".
rofl..