Thought i'd share this with you all, LOL
"A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify wood with his nose.
They tested him on different types of wood and he guessed correctly each time.
Just to catch him out, they got the secretary to lay naked in front of him and asked him to identify what type of wood it was. He had a good sniff and then asked for the wood to be turned over and then sniffed again.
"You can't fool me" he said, "It's an old sh*thouse door off a tuna boat!!"
Someone commented after She wasn't a lesbian then or it would have been Tongue and groove.....
I nearly chocked on me cuppa :oops: :lol: