What a pr1ck!!
I went upto the cemetery to put a wreath on my mums grave this afternoon with Chris and the kids. We were just about to leave and I remembered that I had to light the candle in the lantern. We keep a lighter wrapped up in a little plastic bag with some tea-light candles for when we go up.
The lighter was a bit wet, so I was trying to get the gas to come thru but it wasn't working. I put the lighter upto my nose with my had around it and held the button in half way to smell if there was any gas coming through. Just at the right moment I pressed a bit too hard and my nose was engulfed in flame and there was a big puff of smoke as all the hairs up my nose burn't!!
My nostrels look less hairy than my balls now and I can still smell the smoke up my nose!!
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