Vocky you're right, hopefully the solution maybe a bit less drastic.
flatbeat I'm in wiltshire near trowbridge, thanks for that.
UPDATE: Once the day cooled down I had another look. The car started and ran for 50 minutes so my diagnosis is completely wrong, nothing is U/S. All the electrics work, cooling fan, windows, A/C and audio system. The engine runs as smooth as silk and revs to 4000 no problem. Wiggled all the plugs and wiring no problem. Turned the engine off and it wouldn't restart. Same symptoms, no spark. Weird weird weird. I've ordered a cheapo ebay fault code reader to see if that sheds more light.
Any advice gratefully received.