Just installed this to mess about with on the backup server we have.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowsay
[z22se@backup cowsay-3.03]$ uptime | cowsay -f tux
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/ 06:18:45 up 24 days, 18:30, 2 users, \
\ load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00 /
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|o_o |
|:_/ |
// \ \
(| | )
/'\_ _/`\
\___)=(___/
[z22se@backup cowsay-3.03]$