note to self: dont use petrol to start fires!

si_c1978

bit of an accident yesterday in the garden, i let my caveman instinct get the better of me used only a small amount of petrol and this happened!
wont do that again wearing shorts!
it was bloody hot yesterday and it must have vaporised the fuel as it exploded before i even got near!
never felt pain like it!
was morphined up till 10 last night and had to trek to bristol burns unit for a referal today.
fucking dumbass!

i learn this so you dont have to!

coming soon hilarious dressings!

sdbutler10

'Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh'

si_c1978

cheaper than imac

si_c1978

that ones worse!

si_c1978

this is how exeter left me last night, didnt really need a duvet last night and they went a bit OTT on me right leg!

now it has to be exposed i look like i have t-virus!

JohnnyN

Ooh you big bellend! Bet that hurt like fuck!!

Frenchay Hospital burns unit is fantastic. Hope you're back in good health soon

😉

Daz

Ouch. Looks painfull.

si_c1978

frenchay were great but the big thanks goes to exeter paramedics and the mrs's mum.
i was taken to my local a n e by the girlfriends mum who i called from the shower, the local called the ambulance immediatly on seeing how much pain i was in as they couldnt administer morphine.
oh well eh!

Matt

That does look rather nasty!

Aly

ouch ouch OUCH...

MikeS

pmsl

sorry 4 you m8

atleast u aint super glued your hand to your cock [not saying i have though]

astra22bertoneauto

Well at least you wont need football socks for a while! 😃

Glad you're ok thou. I use a heat gun to start my incinerator or firelighters.

Mark_Dj

Nasty, bet it hurt like mad. Hope the legs get better soon

si_c1978

yep your right! shame tho i trained bloody hard for that match and now my company team have lost their hatchet man!
im really suprised how little stick im getting, most are saying they woulda done it too!

except my mate who said shoulda used diesel! :think:

si_c1978

a big thanks for all the comments too, cheers!

vocky

that looks very painful 🙁

I hope they heal quickly

AceOdinn

Brrrrr.... paintfull thing
I had my lag burned this way in childhood. But it was boiled water.
I wish you to heal fast!
PS I have the same chair 😃

BURT150

Oops medium rare! That looks nasty. bit of over kill on the dressing but better too much than not enough :thumbup:

Hope it heals up quickly for you.

Gary14

MikeS said:
pmsl

sorry 4 you m8

atleast u aint super glued your hand to your C**k [not saying i have though]

:o Like your humour Mike PMSL

Done the same myself a few years ago with a 40 gallon drum as my burn bin, added some fuel to speed things up, didnt even get near with the match blew me accross the garden, face was black and eye brows gone , hair singed to fu%k no burns though :thumbup:

si_c1978

jesus christ!
remember we learn these lessons so you dont have to!

thanks guys!
humour is a big part of it.
i was cracking shit jokes all day as it keeps the mind occupied,
i think more testings required before i market it for hair removal, however my arms and belly are a smooth as a newborn baby with no side effects! (except the legs)

ive been signed off for up to 3 weeks now and ive got to go back to frenchay thurs.

p.s yeah they are good chairs as i am relegated to the bedroom if i wanna bash the xbox