Daz Osama bin laden has been arrested sheep shagging in wales.When questioned by poilce he said they were islambs and he can do wot he **ckin wants with them..
Daz here's another one guys...i take no responiblity for this mind... the government are doin a survey on uk penis sizes and have asked men with a penis 3 inchs or less to signify this by flying a white flag with a red cross on there car...