It's been a long month and I have seen so much dribble written on cars over it I thought I might start making a list, some of it is a little out of taste, none the less some of it had me rolling around on the floor (while driving)
Any to add to it?
warning: blind man driving
Immigrants inside
cleaned by the NHS
I wish my wife was as dirty as this van
Jade was here
Designed by computer, built by robots, cleaned by morons.
Also available in white
If you think this car is dirty, you should see my pants
God is a pimp and Jesus is his man whore
'I am your mother; dirtry as fuck
WARNING BIG CATS ARE DANGEROUS, BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYONE!!
DRIVEN BY BOY WONDER, WASHED BY STEVIE WONDER!!
SAVE TREE'S EAT A BEAVER!!
I AM THE STIG

