Sorry, funnier still....
"Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??"
Literally wetting myself now.
"If car is manual, tell your girl to push the car with you and the dog inside. Pushtart the car and DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE! AND NEVER COME BACK!"
Well worth going through all the pages....I`m up to 17 at the mo. showo..